Lots of the cooking classes open to non-professionals are too low level for experienced foodies, or don’t offer enough hands-on training.

If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes.

Algae is the perfect food plant. It doubles cell mass every twelve hours, depending on the strain.

Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past.

With a little more tweaking, we could make orange juice in the orange without any packaging or processing.

You know, I want to eat junk food. My kids love junk food.

When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie.

If you could eat portions of pine trees, you could eliminate corn in many ways.

I love a great conspiracy story. Who doesnt?

I was bored at school and bored in a lot of the kitchens. It seemed like all I was doing was putting things into saute pans.

Most Americans live on a diet that includes processed fare that is neither fresh nor natural.

Be patient in painful times.

The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see and ears to hear, nature keeps me posted.

Exemplary people concern themselves with virtue, small people concern themselves with territory. The ruling class thinks of punishment, the lower classes hope for benevolence.

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.

I dont care to be involved in the crash-landing unless I can be in on the take-off.

Family is not who's blood is in you, is who you love and who loves you

I think nothing, at an objective level, is either right or wrong.

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

You're searching... For things that don't exist; I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings - there are no such things. There are only middles.

You can never trust what you read.