Lots of travel, away from home.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

It’s not the dead people you got to worry about… It’s the living that are scary.

Yet I am not writing with ordinary ink, but with red blood that dripsfrom my heart. All its wounds long scarred over have opened and itthrobs and hurts, and now and then a tear falls on the paper.

When your actions are aligned with your dreams and goals, you become the point of origin for their reality.

I can only sing songs my way. I don't know any other way.

The love of God toward you is like the Amazon River flowing down to water a single daisy.

Use whatever has come to awaken patience, understanding, and love.

I'm really nostalgic for Malibu area because I've spent so much time there. People don't think of California as having a history.

I do know that love, whether you're giving it or receiving it, or both, it is the ultimate healer.

I believe only a free society can ever be truly secure. The goal should be to make terrorists feel threatened, not the American people.

Gifts are abilities God gives us to meet the needs of others in Christ’s name.