Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

smile, It increases your face value

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish...Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

The boy’s skeletal frame was now all that remained of him, and through his flesh could be seen the steady beat of his indomitable heart.

Life was for living, so why was I wasting it?

Happiness leaves such slender records

Everyone to me has to pick a subject to talk about in music if you're going to be a writer.

Taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.

My mom was paranoid about my safety.

The martyrs shook the powers of darkness with the irresistible power of weakness.

In the West, you take people at their word.

People like to feel entitled, whether they're actually entitled or not.

Capitol Hill is Israeli occupied territory.