Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Thou art sore troubled in mind for the people in the world’s sake: loves thou that people better than he that made them?

Education entails the development of body and mind towards getting whatever you want without violating the rights of others.

For you, it's gossip. For me, it's action.

Scrimgeour: "It's time you learned some respect!" Harry: "It's time you earned it.

I cheated at school. I remember on one occasion I wrote some history dates in pen on my leg. So when there was a question like 'What year did that happen?', I'd lift my skirt up and have a look.

My husband says I have too much imagination, but I don't think a writer can have too much imagination!

Some artists want your money so they can buy Range Rovers and diamond bracelets, but I don't care about that kind of stuff. I want your soul.

Reassurance is such a sad, mad thing. Deep inside, everyone knows the truth.

Endless sorrow has fallen upon my heart.

If you want to change the direction of your life, change the declaration of your lips