Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the other.

Pray, look better, sir... those things yonder are no giants, but windmills.

Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.

He who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend loses more; but he that loses his courage loses all.

How will he who does not know how to govern himself know how to govern others?

Three things too much, and three too little are pernicious to man; to speak much, and know little; to spend much, and have little; to presume much, and be worth little.

That one man scorned and covered with scars Still strove with his last ounce of courage To reach the unreachable star.

Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.

The wicked are always ungrateful.

Her father guarded her, and she guarded herself; for there are no padlocks, bolts, or bars, that secure a maiden better than her own reserve.

Its easy to fall for someone that will find humor in every situation.

Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.

Violence begins where knowledge ends.

I am, like anybody else, full of contradictions and personality traits, and I don't know which ones to speak from as a stand-up or what aspects of myself to ask an audience to identify with.

Hillary Clinton should have been prosecuted and gone to jail.

A dictionary can embrace only a small part of the vast tapestry of a language.

The soul on earth is an immortal guest.

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

The only way people will have the trust to give their all to their job is if they feel like their contribution is recognized and valued.

When a woman wears a low-cut gown, what does she expect you to do: look or not look?