Love at first sight is easy to understand it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Do not fear failure but rather fear not trying.

That's all I wanted to do as a kid. Play a guitar properly and jump around. But too many people got in the way.

Crying is right at hand in the smothering dark, closed inside someone else, when you see how everything you can ever accomplish will end up as trash.

Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die?

We are not, and never need be, alone.

Bobby Fischer's current state of mind is indeed a tragedy. One of the worlds greatest Chess players - the pride and sorrow of American Chess

Be true to love where ever you find it, and be true to yourself and everything that you really are.

Training and development: The best development programmes change the way people see themselves

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.

Anybody who hacks into get documents is completely capable of manipulating them.