Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don’t tell them they aren’t. Sit with them and have a drink.

Reputation Is Temporary..As Much as The Man Owning Your Reputation Is

Regrets never sit well, with those that never forget.

I did not grow up in poverty. But I did grow up with a poor boy's sense of longing, in my case not for what my family had never had, but for what we had had and lost.

Rich just needs a more expensive shoe, but poor just needs a shoe!

The oldest form of the Choral Dance is the circle. Even the chimpanzees dance in a circle, and people of every continent still do it.

The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability.

A creator is so completely contemporary that he has the appearance of being ahead of his generation.

In no other sport must the spectator move.

I cannot drink or do anything that changes the mind.

Visiting stores and testing products is one of the critical elements of the analyst's job.