Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a thing any more than salt water taffy gets you ready for the ocean.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

The most tragic and deviant behaviour of all is that we live our lives like we will never die, and nonetheless we never live at all.

The thought of being completely dependent disturbs people till the moment their eyes are opened to reality.

I'm happy here, and why change when you love the club and the club's in a really good position right now.

You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?" ~Howl from the movie 'Howl's Moving Castle

I don't recognize myself. I don't know who I am anymore." And it's all fun and games until someone loses an I.

The refined simplicity should develop out of the complex. It would have been more logical if silent pictures had grown out of the talkie instead of the other way around.

When we get more houses than we can live in, more cars than we can ride in, more food than we can eat ourselves, the only way of getting richer is by cutting off those who don't have enough.

Love, after all, always said more about those who felt it than it did about the ones they loved.

Nuclear arms kill many people all at once, but other weapons kill many people, little by little, every day, everywhere in the world.

If ever Shakespeare rants, it is not when his imagination is hurrying him along, but when he is hurrying his imagination along.