Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

In the meane time know this, that the learning of warranties is one of the most curious and cunning learnings of the law, and of great use and consequence.

Men should be buff! Women should be vavoom!

In the housing projects, people talked of ways to reduce crime, relieve overcrowding, and they were good ideas that we plan to study, and possibly implement.

Follow the accident, fear the fixed plan--that is the rule.

There are only two types of girls: the type that you marry and the type that you play around with and then break up with. But you're somewhere in between.

The physics of the 21st century shall deal essentially with non-spatial matter and non-spatial mechanics.

Its from the deep waters that we come. And we are heartfelt and treacherous like those waters. We come with an unflinching devotion to the mystical and to God - representing life and embracing death.

We need to remember that we are all created creative and can invent new scenarios as frequently as they are needed.

There is always someone out there getting better than you by training harder than you.