Love, having become a god, becomes a demon.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

My happiness comes from the donation of my life in many ways for the current and for the future generations.

Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it.

Sometimes smallest decisions are bliss that can change our life forever

Take whatever position you want, but do take a position, because once you do, ample money awaits you on either side.

Just keep stirring the pot, you never know what will come up.

Don't think that any one technique is the end. there is no end. There is no perfect technique. Just when you think you've got them, you're dead because you didn't.

Every parent's deepest wish is that their children are self sufficient, happy, and able to live a full life.

Americans understand that one of our great national strengths is innovation. Great innovators - Benjamin Franklin, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and others - are household names.

The Gospel is the deepest consolation you can offer to the human heart.

Don’t do to your daughters what has been done to you! They are perfect and beautiful.