Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker.

When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special.

Why were you watching me change?" I explain. "Uh, 'cause I'm a guy?" He flips the pillow and slaps it, fluffing it. Then he rolls over and closes his eyes again.

How can you be in love with someone for forever and not be willing to take a chance when it finally hits you in the face like a linebacker?

You know, there's no more dangerous creature on Earth than the teenage girl.

A person isn't a bird. You can't cage a person.

People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's true at all. What's cowardly is treating a man so badly that he wants to commit suicide.

That's old world stuff. It's the ZA now.

This amateurism however, can sometimes be helpful in forging a style; you have to work around your weaknesses.

There is nothing more I ask of this life than this moment, exactly so. And suddenly forever seems like too short a time.

Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

To strictest justice many ills belong, And honesty is often in the wrong.

The most important experiences a man can have are those that take him to the very limit; that is the only way we learn, because it requires all our courage.

How is it that we have sodomy protected under that due process but prostitution unprotected? It's schizophrenic.

Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king." "Yes." "Unorthodox.