Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

When you're in governance, you understand the limitations and the complexities of governance.

We must trust God with what we can't control.

If there's no one in your life to love right now, love yourself. A large part of the path of love is learning to love yourself.

I think that the Internet is really cool because a lot of young feminists don't feel like they have to reinvent the wheel.

When we destroy an old prejudice, we have need of a new virtue.

You are the one, I think I'm in love... life has begun.

And eyes disclosed what eyes alone could tell.

Nothing is impossible until you quit or die trying.