Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back.

Live for the lovers, not the haters!

The lovers of the world are the ones who matter. Forget the rest. Jesus was a lover. He doesn't hate anyone.

Don't think for one minute that you are any less worthy of love and peace and harmony just because of all the hate spewed by human devils. Because that is what those haters are, you know, devils!

Well, Ben says you have to be married to get a girl pregnant. And me and Cindy are not married, so she couldn't get pregnant, see?

I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.

Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.

The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.

Of all the definitions of love that abound in our universe, a special favorite of mine is... “the will to extend one's self for the purpose of nurturing one's own or another's spiritual growth.”

Three years ago, the white hope of the theatre. Today, a mug. That's New York for you. Puts you on a Christmas tree, and then - the alley.

It is time for pastors, priests and all true believers to come out of the closet and stand for truth against the flood of evil.

He had gone to the higher Sierras... [about Ralph Waldo Emerson's death]

The lucky renew their energy through the activity in which they're engaged.

Beware of the inclination to dictate to God what consequences you would allow as a condition of your obedience to Him.

Figure out for yourself what you want to be really good at, know that you'll never really satisfy yourself that you've made it, and accept that that's okay.

Absorb ideas from every source.

Christians have a dual citizenship - on earth and in heaven - and our citizenship in heaven ought to make us better people here on earth.