Love is a promise delivered already broken.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Why am I so weak, why do I care so much?What is holding on, what's wrong with me..

Pity is the feeling which arrests the mind in the presence of whatesoever is grave and constant in human sufferings and unites it with the human sufferer.

Don't sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.

As to your families my counsel is, never lay down your authority to a wife or child, but treat them so kindly they will never want to leave you.

Renunciation-is a piercing Virtue-The letting go A Presence-for an Expectation-.

Educate your sons and daughters, send them to school, and show them that beside the cartridge box, the ballot box, and the jury box, you also have the knowledge box.

You say that I should be your teacher! See to it that I am your pinion and not your brake.

I'm not married and I don't have kids, and so I like to go to work.

I enjoy being characters rather than myself.

Live audiences love me because I'm singing and actually am able to f**k with people live over the mic.