Love is all about... whistles.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

If writers stopped writing about what happened to them, then there would be a lot of empty pages.

There is always change, bad customs pass and give way to better ones.

Psychological adulthood is by no means a universal attainment.

If I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously.

I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but am not currently experiencing necessarily.

Until teachers get their due it is difficult to bring about a change.

History is fond of her grandchildren, for it offers them the marrow of the bones, which the previous generation had hurt its hands in breaking.

My feeling is that if any Republican was elected it would be almost a death knell for the species literally, just because of their attitude on climate change.

What's the future of mankind? How do I know, I got left behind.

If you have music you want to play that no one asks you to play, you have to go out and find where you can play it. It's called do or die.