Love is always having to say I'm sorry.

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.

If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.

The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

Now, more than ever, I realize just how illusory my undeserved success has been. I still hold out some hope of doing better, but age and unhappiness have sapped my strength.

There was nothing you couldn't do if you wanted it bad enough, and were willing to work hard enough to get it.

Can Protagonist think of a single film that interests him as much as the three-hundredth best book he ever read?

The most unequivocal sign of contempt for man is to regard everybody merely as a means to one's own ends, or of no account whatever.

I had a great mother, and I'm very comfortable with that maternal element.

Whenever I walk the street and see people ready to get with it, that's my reward.

There are only two things in a business that make money - innovation and marketing, everything else is cost.