Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

I drink to make other people interesting.

Do what makes you happy

One cannot be arraigned for declaring a war, which every ruler has to do once in a while, but only for running a war badly.

My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.

I seem to be incapable of playing that guy that always does the right thing, who always responds well in any circumstance.

What a woman should know -When to just let him zone out on video games, his computer, or phone. -When to let him control the day or situation. -When to just shut up and kiss him.

We want to enable Start-Ups and make India no 1 in this field. Start-Up India and Stand-Up India!

I feel it's part of my job to make the problems of the poor compelling.

How much must I overcome before I triumph?

Enough of these little kitty cats we keep sending to Washington. David Dewhurst will compromise every day in the U.S. Senate... It's what he's done every day in state government.

I'm such a fan of Shailene Woodley, so I'm super excited to see all her stuff. She's an awesome actress.