Love is an engraved invitation to grief.

Men are always lost, they are confused and afraid, thus they are more trouble than they're worth.

I’m good at doing things I’m not supposed to, ” she said, then kicked the door open.

Just sharing music with each other - that's cool. It's the selling that becomes the problem.

The library is the temple of learning, and learning has liberated more people than all the wars in history.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

We have to be there to get the evidence like what happened in Aleppo when we had evidence. And because the United States didn't send the team, we sent the evidence to the Russians.

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

Abraham Lincoln was a melancholy man, so he had a dark side that appeals to horror fans.

Even the idiot may have a message for us

In fact, [Donald's Trump] cavalier attitude about nuclear weapons is so deeply troubling.

America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.