Love is at first a set of delusions, which, as time goes by, are discarded like training wheels, and you love truly.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Everyone is beautiful...it just takes the right person to see it

I had a fair idea how it felt to get spanked with a large flat surface, and my rump clenched in sympathy.

I don't think I miss anything by not watching television.

You don't take a picture, you make a picture.

Apparently, I have good feet for ballet.

Old age is like learning a new profession. And not one of your own choosing.

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus.

I think to be a good veterinarian, you have to like people.

If I had a bad performance in a particular leotard, I threw it in the trash.

There's enough for everyone. If you believe it, if you can see it, if you act from it, it'll show up for you. That's the truth.