Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Be faithful to that which exists within yourself.

There are those who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one...

I told you there was no such thing as immortality, not even for dragons.

Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.

When you're a pop star, it's a little conservative; you always have to stay in a box. You have fans that are five and fans that are 65; there are so many people wanting so many things.

I got plenty of cautions that one or two of these marathons was all a man should do in a lifetime.

It is now in Gordon Brown's - and the Labour party's - best interests for those seeking the prime minister's immediate departure to back off.

What is it but my ahimsa that draws thousands of women to me in fearless confidence?

After I got to Hollywood, I resented that I didn't get a crack at more dramatic roles because I photographed so beautifully.

In our world, it's a big deal when you have a favourite collaborator and share them.