Love is cursed by monogamy

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Companies aren’t families. They’re battlefields in a civil war.

Anger is an expensive luxury in which only men of certain income can indulge.

This is the sphinx of the hearthstone, the little god of domesticity, whose presence turns a house into a home.

One thing must be avoided at all costs: narrow-mindedness, pedantry, dull pettiness.

I was the life and she was the soul of every party.

I love Velveeta cheese.

Morality, a muzzle for the will; logic, a climbing iron for the mind.

Everything takes longer and costs more.

As long as I stay true to what I believe is a good movie and what is my vision, that's all I can do.

I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.