Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

What will be the crown of those who, humble within and humiliated without, have imitated the humility of our Savior in all its fullness!

I like to give stuff away for free and play shows for cheap and not rely on music as a job.

But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with a cat. Because the world is his.

The light is heart-breaking.

True, the free market ignores the poor precisely as it does not recognize the wealthy - it is 'no respecter of persons'

I think what you study and what you believe in has an influence in the way you live.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

There are buoyant powers of healing at work in the world that do not depend on us, that we need not finance or keep functioning and that are not at our disposal.