Love is eternal. If it ends, it wasn't love.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

What would Jesus do? One thins is obvious, if there is one thing Jesus would NOT do - is to behave like his followers.

A shame really, because putting the right book in the right kid’s hands is kind of like giving that kid superpowers.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

i am going to start selling air in dark orange bags marked: moon-blooms

The ideal citizen of a tyrannical state is the man or woman who bows in silent obedience in exchange for the status of a well-cared-for herd animal. Thinking people become the tyrants' worst enemies.

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.

Prayer is a confession of one's own unworthiness and weakness.

You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.

'Tis better to be known as a good man than a great one, for greatness is an assessment of mortals; goodness a gift of God.

Alas for the rarity Of Christian charity Under the sun!