Love is just a chocolate substitute.

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

For the first time in my life I realized what a horrible, miserable, salvationless hell it is to be without money.

At some point I was a HappyAfricanFeminist who does not hate men. And who likes lip gloss and who wears high heels for herself but not for men.

Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what you're the fastest.

Reactive arthritis is something I've been dealing with for nearly a year.

I go to correctional facilities and talk to kids there. They have little kids in there who are, like, 12 years old, stealing cars and stuff like that.

Your woman pisses you off so that gets in there; that's rock n roll.

Hee is not free that drawes his chaine.

Faith is believing that there's somebody there to make you stronger. There's somebody there that won't leave you alone; God's always standing by you. That's what that is.

Nothing pains some people more than having to think

Imperfections would not be half so much taken notice of, if vanity did not make proclamation of them.