Love is like the measles; we can't have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher it goes with us.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

If you fail, you will be sad. But if you quit, you will be mad. Don't give up on your dreams. Get up. You can do it!

Heaven is never deaf but when man's heart is dumb.

Debate is masculine, conversation is feminine.

I always would dream of making music videos. Whenever I make music, I always have a visual in my mind. I always see things.

The wise have mastered body, word, and mind. They are the true masters.

ABBA: The Movie; I got a lot of grief for working on that.

Freedom and liberty always mean freedom from police interference.

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes.

I have no skills with machines. I fear them, and because I cannot help attributing human qualities to them, I suspect that they hate me and will kill me if they can.

Truth lifts the heart, like water refreshes thirst.