Love is never wasted, for its value does not rest upon reciprocity.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Those who are unwilling to invest in the future haven't earned one.

Whether we call it a job or a career, work is more than just something we do. It is a part of who we are.

A lot of people who get into any art form have some form of mental..something in their head which is unstable

If I can't hit at a high level, I won't play, and I know there comes a point where my body won't be able to do that.

Old age, after all, is merely the punishment for having lived.

You're awfully philosophical for a girl that just got busted.

In the age of mediocrity and clones, John Stowell's uniqueness and originality are a breath of fresh air. I love playing with him.

It is those who have enough but not too much who are the happiest.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

Secret operations are essential in war; upon them the army relies to make its every move.