Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

…when we really connect with who God is… we will find He is better than anything we could ever imagine…

Acceptable hypocrisy is often called politeness.

I spent more money on one robe than guys spend in five years.

Love doesn't try to be efficient; when it is most extravagant, it is least wasted.

I have always worked and I would say I'm generous with money - if somebody needed anything I would always give it to them.

But, on the other hand, if Schubert were alive today, he would find even richer fields to plow.

Suddenly, the world is realizing that gold is still a safe haven asset. We've seen pretty substantial losses in equity markets. I think this is genuine safe-haven buying.

I could stand up and go to her and kiss her. I could. But there is still too much to be ruined.

I'd love to play in, like, a 'Lord of the Rings,' or something like that, or a James Bond or, you know, just something like with action, shooting.

Sorry men, but I think boys are a little more oblivious in high school. Girls are just more sensitive. We're so concerned about how we look and how we're doing.