Love is selfless. The key is giving up yourself.

A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set!

I dont usually have dreams. I'm to busy sleeping to dream.

You may be pulling from different influences because of different things that are going on in your life, different people that are around you and more experiences to pull from.

It's cool to have critical success because it's always nice for your peers to say, 'Good job.' But who cares about them?

Something in me wanted to find out how far I could run without stopping.

I don't tend to get girls as fans. I just get all the young guys and weirdos.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Lots and lots of trees together, equals big trees!

I'm the wacky one. Wacky. Wacky.

God just told me to shut up!

We are living in the Selfie Society of Me.

The purpose of work is to labor and invest time in your gift

Writing, unfortunately, takes last priority for my time but it's the first priority in my heart I wish I had all the time for. Such is reality.

Hail Caesar those who are about to die salute thee.

Worse than not realizing the dreams of your youth, would be to have been young and never dreamed at all.

If I only had two dollars left I would spend one dollar on PR.

I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.

As I have said, the best Bush strategy is to put Congress on TV as often as possible.

The Divine is the sea. All religions are rivers leading to the sea. Some rivers wind a great deal. Why not go to the sea directly?

Let's be honest, the fact that Michael [Gove] announced very late in the process this morning that he was going to put his name forward, showed how much he had wrestled with this.