Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.

I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.

I like doing all different types of comedy - stand-up, sketch, movies, TV. I like to try everything.

Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.

Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

A leader is solution oriented and a philosopher is problem oriented.

waiting for the time to be free ...i ask every die forgeting sometimes soon i will be free for ever ... dont hurry the death.

Music fills in for words a lot of the time when people don't know what to say, and I think music can be more eloquent than words.

I can feel my old self come out more and more in trainings.

You have to think not about what you mean but about what people hear.

I used to hide my real emotions in gobbledegook, like in In His Own Write. When I wrote teenage poems, I wrote in gobbledegook because I was always hiding my real emotions from Mimi.

I don't care where Obama goes. He can go wherever he wants.

If you can connect all the dots between what you see today and where you want to go, then it's probably not ambitious enough or aspirational enough.

I am delighted to have won so much support from my colleagues. The Conservative Party can come together - and under my leadership it will.

Kids are an important audience to reach for the future of the planet.