Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Information is the mortar that both builds and destroys empires

There are no such words like "over-dreaming" or dreaming without "biometric verification". You can dream over and over again! You don't need a certificate to dream big!

Carefully guard your true self. Let no mistake or error you commit create doubt in you and who you truly are.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and nonbelievers.

When the artist observes nature... it is as if nature communicated, through the sensitivity of the artist at that moment, one of its secrets.

Women have always been an equal part of the past. We just havent been a part of history.

Donald Trump is in a partisan election, so he views the role differently than Mitch Landrieu and I who are are trying to lead our cities in a bipartisan or nonpartisan manner.

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence, and we are able share it with others

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me