Love is the exchange of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

Wisdom is not a mysterious universe where your mind enters but it is a mysterious universe which enters your mind!

When you light a candle, you also cast a shadow.

Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.

I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously.

Your hate is an intense energy which will attract more of the same energy.

The Bible interprets life from its particular perspective; it does not record in a factual way the human journey through history.

If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot of different places, just write a Unix operating system.

Easier is not necessarily better.

There is a divinity awaiting entry into human history at the threshold of our heart's doors.