Love is when you have a bad day but then you see the one you love and everything seems to be ok

Act as young as you feel. You're not getting older; you're getting more entitled to be your fabulous self.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice your performance for high heels.

I wanted so badly to have a backup plan for when I'm not performing anymore. Let's be realistic: it's not going to be like this forever.

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works.

Life is short and you've got to get the most out of it.

Never say never. In your life you never know what's going to happen next.

No one can force me to do something unless I'm passionate about it.

I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.

My songs are basically my diaries. Some of my best songwriting has come out of time when I've been going through a personal nightmare.

A great day for me is not getting out of bed. I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch

Man has created technology. Technology has created man

Only super-efforts count.

Son, brother, father, lover, friend. There is room in the heart for all the affections, as there is room in heaven for all the stars.

I'm fortunate that I've been in this business long enough that I've earned the right to be left alone by my record company.

A fitting room to me has always been like a confessional ... where my body and my contrition take up the entire room.

As Hoffman later lamented, “The reality distortion field can serve as a spur, but then reality itself hits.

It is not the role of government to use the taxation and welfare system as a tool to level the playing field.

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

We know that photographs inform people. We also know that photographs move people. The photograph that does both is the one we want to see and make.

I want to be like, "Look at Postal like Quentin Tarantino did it. Brainwash yourself and convince yourself that Tarantino did it. Forget my name and enjoy the 100 minutes and then write your review."