Love is willing to become to villain so that the one who you love can stay a hero.

Haven’t you learned yet? Someone has to be the villain so everyone else can stay alive.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

The penalty for getting mugged in an American city and losing your ID is that you can't fly home.

If you record things, you're going to find, patterns of things, and patterns are important, because you can then see the patterns form before it happens.

I am not predicting here that Obama will fail like Jimmy Carter. What I am predicting is the Republican Party is not extinct and will after a period of time become a strong opposition party.

He says all the right things, like it's Jeter's team. I want to correct him on that - it's my team.

Those policies - more taxes, more regulation, more debt, more spending, more government - will make American worse. It just will, in my view.

We all have our limitations.

We should be worrying about if you live in the city you're more likely to have anxiety or mood disorders and to be schizophrenic. More than the problems people have from social media.

New parents always sound like hucksters in a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has kids and then gets you to go and have kids gets a check from Huckster Headquarters.

The most insidious of sophisms are usually repeated to justify immodesty and seem to be the same everywhere.