Love isn't sensible, Red. I think that's the point.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

If you don’t take the time to get really clear about exactly what it is you’re trying to accomplish, then you’re forever doomed to spend your life achieving the goals of those who do.

Beware, lion’s lady, for your predator is hungry tonight. He may not wait long before devouring you.” “Devouring me?” she asked, challenge gleaming in her eyes. “What if I devour him first?

People who meditate deeply find wonderful things happening in their life all the time.

If I'm writing and a chapter isn't coming, I just move ahead.

There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.

I believe nothing happens by mistake. You know, the universe has a divine plan. That sounds dramatic.

My motto is "Unite now, today if you can; fight if you must. But in every case avoid British intervention."

Privacy is not negotiable.

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.

I think science has begun to demonstrate that aging is a disease. If it is, it can be cured.