Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Always using the same methods is not God’s way

The mind is a powerful force. It can enslave us or empower us. It can plunge us into the depths of misery or take us to the heights of ecstasy. Learn to use the power wisely.

Be bold and fly toward the unknown. Discover a road that was never known.

I think it is a good thing that the Trinity is confusing If it weren't, we wouldn't have the desire to learn more.

Sleep: The golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.

As for a picture, if it isn't worth a thousand words, the hell with it.

Be what you are, and become what you are capable of becoming.

I'm just writing what I know. I've never been much of a reader of fantasy, and I think you write what you, personally, enjoy reading.

First of all, I'm no better than the next person.

But the close withdrew: the hand softened. It was over-- the moment.