Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

If you are possessed by the desire to be useful for God on this earth, He will honor you, you will prosper and your life will be a testimony of success

The world had to change and for some reason the prosperity of men always results in them taking ever more from wild creatures and places.

Figure out what you care about...and then care about it

Frankie Perino and I were lucky that day. Lucky to be alive-that's what everyone said.

He felt like a brother of mine, but not at all like my actual brother. He seemed like someone I'd always know even if I never saw him again.

I think it's sexy when someone makes a statement that says, 'This is who I am. This is what I think is sexy.'

I still do have the little lunch bag that my mother made out of a towel and embroidered with my name on it for when I went to kindergarten.

So it's been kind of a long road, but it was a good journey altogether.

A soul which gives itself to prayer, either much or little, should on no account be kept within narrow bounds.

It isn't a coincidence that prayer was commanded right after the year of sadness. The prayer was the greatest comfort.