Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.

School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

never underestimate your dumbness!!

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

Recovery is hard. Regret is harder.

There is no possible idea, " Kenneth thought as he came onto the terrace, "to which the mind of man can't supply some damned alternative or other. Yet one must act.

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give someone, knowing their stories.

When you judge you are limiting yourself, you are limiting your reach.

Before I disappear behind the door, I stop and turn around to look at him.

I have huge hands and feet. I'm 5'6" and wear a size 10 shoe.

A consciousness was like a face you saw once and forever recognized.

The history of all big jazz bands shows was, first they played for dancing, and then they played for singing.

The architecture of change involves the design and construction of new patterns, or the reconceptualization of old ones, to make new, and hopefully more productive, actions possible.

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.