Love makes you stupid. Love makes you weak. Love will kill you all one day, and it’s going to kill you today.

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.

If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?

Today's restaurant is theater on a grand scale.

It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.

Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate.

The biggest problem with Bill Schutz's food is his timidity with herbs and spices and some bizarre primeval fear of salt.

Americans may be drinking fewer alcoholic beverages, but they are certainly eating more of them than ever before. Wittingly or un.

This has got to be the most expensive food ever laminated.

The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.

I'm going to enjoy this.”“What?” I asked. “Hell?

First blood is mine.Last blood counts for more.--Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do'Urden

Photographs that depict suffering shouldn't be beautiful, as captions shouldn't moralize.

If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens.

Some are trapped in boxes of pea-sized Christianity, full of myths about missions that rob them of incentive to care about the unreached

I think you can tell a lot from the lives of many of today's great soloists. Their participation and gravitation towards chamber music is ever increasing.

I had a quick ear and could pick up languages.

Precise knowledge is the only true knowledge, and he who does not teach exactly, does not teach at all.

I came to believe in a power much higher than I

Give me the outside of all things, I am a fanatic for the externality of things.

I personally have stopped eating seafood.