Love may be blind, but if you've ever known a blind person, they still know where everything is.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

May my weakness not drive me to my knees in despair, but raise me up to You, Lord.

Pull love closely around youand snuggle into its bliss.

But the self-controlled man, moving among objects, with his senses under restraint, and free from both attraction and repulsion, attains peace.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

We walk the same path, but got on different shoes, live in the same building, but we got different views

Thousands upon thousands of lights is inferior to a light of heart.

I knew God wanted to do much more...and he would, if we provided good soil in which he could work.

I have always been the girl who keeps on trying. I try! I try!

Tom is the most eccentric person I have ever worked with. We get on very well and I am most impressed with how he can hold an audience in the palm of his hand.

I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out.