Love may be blind, but this I'll state - it's eagle-eyed compared to hate.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I like the sky. It's rational to me in a way that life isn't.

Let us measure ourselves by our Master, and not by our fellow-servants : then pride will be impossible.

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

I'm kind of a weirdo about Krazy Glue. I don't know why, but I always have it in my purse.

When we really live truth, we will cease to talk about it.

For excellence, the presence of others is always required.

Every time I do a movie, especially an animated movie, I just seem to scream and shout and hyperventilate for money.

I got my career started late so, even though I'm getting older, I don't have as much wear and tear on my arm. I feel good. I really do.

My life, between 22 yards for 24 years... It's hard to imagine that this is coming to an end.

It is the property of a great and good mind to covet, not the fruit of good deeds, but good deeds themselves, and to seek for a good man even after having met with bad men.