Love more and openly.

Love is everlasting, ever growing, and ever giving if you allow it.

When I'm learning something, I am truly inspired.

I'm vulnerable most when I'm in love.

I handle my emotional pain with music and old movies, preferably Westerns.

I obtain my center by remembering to breathe when in a difficult situation. My daily routine includes prayer, workouts, and meditation.

I know that everyone has been hurt in some way and that everyone is capable of learning and relearning how to trust again. Starting with themselves.

Two things a wise man never discloses to the public

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.

I would rather be dead than not read

If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.

And I realize now that that was . . . that’s the best way to love someone. Hold them close, know that you’re loved, let it wash over you

No part of Manhattan these days really has the same vibe I get from a Ramones song or a Velvet Underground song.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

I think that's an important part about being in a band, to be able to stand for what you do throughout the whole thing.

Great leadership is about human experiences, not processes.

Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.