Love sees with the heart and not with mind.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Humanity had to expand the limits of its consciousness to learn to ask the right questions.

Coat your words with honey if you want to catch bees.

You do not have to be superhuman to do what you believe in.

When I went to medical school, the term 'digital' applied only to rectal exams.

My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

Creativity is a form of knowledge.

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.

He is foolish to blame the sea that is shipwrecked twice.