Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

Hard rain after darkwe slept in a driftwood hutocean snored all night.

It is weak and despicable to go on wanting things and not trying to get them.

The act of expressing oneself is a physical one. It materializes the thought.

Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President.

A neglect of one's sentimental education early in life could bear the most unfortunate fruit.

Success is good for the character.

I was hopeless at high school - I failed everything but Latin.

An arch consists of two weaknesses which, leaning one against the other, make a strength.

God! How men of letters are stupid.

The true meaning of a term is to be found by observing what a man does with it, not by what he says about it.