Love the itch and a cough cannot be hid.

All things are difficult before they are easy.

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.

Charity begins at home, but should not end there.

Light, God's eldest daughter, is a principal beauty in a building.

Prayer should be the key of the day and the lock of the night.

Health is not valued till sickness comes.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

He who cures a disease may be the skillfullest, but he that prevents it is the safest physician.

An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men.

One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.

God sure hadn't done His menfolk any favors when He's made women such a puzzlement.

Love is the only answer to every question

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

For jokes as well as justice come in with speech.

I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that's a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.

Science Fiction: Any scientific acclaim that omits God

Everything in America is so uniform. In Russia, everywhere you go is completely insane.

Endorsed by Bob Jones, despite calling Mormonism a "cult".

Waiting for perfect is never as smart as making progress.

If you say you don't have money to help a animal shelter, why then do you have money to buy meat?