Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Woe unto you when all men speak well of you.

Don't let life discourage you everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

Education has always been very important to me.

You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have regarded with such evil forebodings.

Cowards hide [...] but warriors lie and wait [...] the only difference is whether you're motivated by fear or purpose.

I have been a seeker and I still am, but I stopped asking the books and the stars. I started listening to the teaching of my Soul.

You'll never go to the library and find a book on how to fail, because we all do it.

I sit in the top of the wood, my eyes closed. Inaction, no falsifying dream Between my hooked head and hooked feet: Or in sleep rehearse perfect kills and eat.