Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

That's the thing about lessons, you always learn them when you don't expect them or want them.

Hate is more felt than love

I've been so lucky to have my mum and dad because they've worked to give my brother and I everything. We're not spoilt children.

When it comes to true dance, it's not about how you look, it's all about the joy you feel.

For the first few years of my life my mom used to cut my hair so there were a lot of bowl-cut hair styles

There has been corruption in the Belgian civil service and at government level for decades. The Royal family do what they can to hold things together, and they don't do a bad job.

I got sober when I was 22 years old.

As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?

The bloggers and online donors represent an important resource for the party, but they are not representative of the majority you need to win elections.

Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.