Love will fly if held too lightly Love will die if held too tightly . . .

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Tell him, ' the colonel said, smiling, 'that a person doesn’t die when he should but when he can.

Never go tapping into the lives of others like you know them and their story! Their story is not yours, tell yours, for that is all you know.

We know the IRS has made clear there is no prohibition on releasing it when you're under audit.

Years ago the public used to hound me but now I can go shopping in peace

How many people have had starter marriages? For some reason, mine really offends people.

'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'

When God creates faith in a man, that is as great a work as if He created heaven and earth all over again.

Why are comedic parts for women the exception, not the rule?

I thought they'd get one of us, but Jack, after all he's been through, never worried about it I thought it would be me.

It's impossible to do something cool without outraging someone. In fact, I usually judge how cool I'm being by how many angry people are following me with signs.