Love your enemies and drive them nuts.

The South may not always be right, but by God it's never wrong!

Let them that don't want none have memories of not gettin' any.

Rock music sounds like an octopus making love to a bagpipe.

I love everything about the South; I even love hate.

Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on the other side of the street, because that's where the light is. It has no other choice.

Water enters the dark sewer grates with no fear

All professions are a conspiracy against the country.

Behavior is determined by its consequences.

It is in the darkness of their eyes that men lose their way.

Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.

The slave child had no thought for the morrow; but there came that blight, which too surely waits on every human being born to be a chattel.

Less land, less time, more crop.

Barbarism is the natural state of mankind.

More important than the HOW we achieve financial freedom, is the WHY. Find YOUR reasons why you want to be free and wealthy.