Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Leadership is the art of intentional living.

Stupid entropy ruins everything.

God has given you one face and you make yourselves another.

All the forces in the world are not so powerful as an idea whose time has come.

Though thou art far away, thy rays are on Earth; Though thou art in their faces, no one knows thy going.

...When I look back on my life's greatest traumas...I see that each one has something in common. No matter how life-shattering they felt at the time, there was an end to them.

Take the military option off the table - we have already seen it doesn't work.

The highest ecstasy is the attention at its fullest.

Music is expression of harmony in sound. Love is the expression of harmony in life.

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!