Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.

An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?

The best years of a man's life are after he is forty. A man at forty has ceased to hunt the moon.

A little work, a little play, To keep us going - and so, good-day!

Happiness is like time and space-we make and measure it ourselves; it is as fancy, as big, as little, as you please, just a thing of contrasts and comparisons.

The wretcheder one is, the more one smokes; and the more one smokes, the wretcheder one gets-a vicious circle.

A little work a little play To keep us going - and so good-day!

Happiness is like time and space-we make and measure it ourselves it is as fancy as big as little as you please just a thing of contrasts and comparisons.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

Ant swarming CityCity full of dreamsWhere in broad day the specter tugs your sleeve

The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor, because marriage throws you curveballs. It is not easy.

Dangerous, therefore, is it to take shelter under a tree, during a thunder-gust. It has been fatal to many, both men and beasts.

The benefit of one is the benefit of all, and the neglect of one is the neglect of all.

A beautiful woman seductively dressed will never catch cold no matter how low-cut her gown.

The trick is to love somebody.... If you love one person, you see everybody else differently.

You are never bereft of your inner guidance.

I think Harold Ramis is a genius beyond genius, and he's the nicest guy, funniest guy, sweetest guy ever. So I don't know if it applies to everybody, but maybe it has to do with your childhood.

A hundred thousand welcomes: I could weep, And I could laugh; I am light and heavy: Welcome.